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youdonthavetogotocollege:

youdonthavetogotocollege:

My lease says nothing about wild hogs

My landlords silence on wild hogs is deafening. Incidentally, so is the sound of swine thundering through a three storey apartment

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3 years ago / 51957 ♥ / reblog

iamnmbr3:

bummedout-bisexual:

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.

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3 years ago / 348438 ♥ / reblog

softgrantaire:

sadboyoreo:

doodle-discourse:

bluud:

sorry to be cringey but can we stop this idea that every furry is a sex hungry freak that likes bestiality and has really disturbing kinks. being a furry is just thinking anthropomorphic animals are interesting and cute. theres nothing inherently sexual about being a furry. just because someone says “im a furry” they arent necessarily confessing to you how they get horny for foxes with tits or diapers on dogs or something. so when u see someone make a fursona or draw an anthro animal, dont immediately think “they wanna fuck animals”. sometimes its just that….anthro animals….are fun to draw. 

basically,

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literally what is so bad about this

Also a lot of furries are literal children

Also, furries are one of the best and most generous when it comes to supporting artists. When they commission an artist to draw something, they as a group tend to pay the best rates and be the most reliable. 

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salemcigarettes:

acautionarytale:

I mean, I’m not opposed

Dow Joans….

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3 years ago / 81194 ♥ / reblog

theponyarchive:

marsincharge:

meckamecha:

caucasianscriptures:

Can confirm this

Modern laundry sauce doesn’t cause color leaching like old laundry sauce did

…..call it something else

clothes marinade

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systlin:

bairnsidhe:

owlsofstarlight:

paintmeahero:

symmetraismygf:

the athiesm of women/people of color/lgbt people is absolutely different than the athiesm of cishet white men and i feel like people forget that a lot

how?

Don’t have spoons for long explanation - also this is only speaking for christianity - but religion has been a force of oppression for women, people of color, and lgbt+ people and the rejection of the religion is often coupled with the rejection of how religion treats them.

I’ll also say that abuse survivors are included in this because it is a reaction to and an attempt to reconcile how (christian) god would allow abuse to happen.

For straight white men atheism is usually rooted in intellectual and rational superiority complexes. It’s a “i am more rational and intelligent than you, how can you believe in something so obviously fake” thing as opposed to a reaction to a societal institution that upholds their oppression and abuse.

Women, PoC, Queer people, immigrants, trauma survivors, etc:  How can I believe in something that teaches you to be cruel?  How can I trust the books that tell me of peace and love, when you use your faith to hurt me?  How can a loving god allow [insert injustice of the day]?

White Men: I, as an Intellectual, eschew silly superstitions that say I might, someday, after my death, face one (1) single consequence.

I’ve noticed this a whole lot, and it’s very true. 

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3 years ago / 193415 ♥ / reblog

mens-rights-activia:

kayas-wife:

mens-rights-activia:

silentassassin21:

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Positive 2019 Pride things!

Why is Elizabeth Warren at pride on here lmaoo the subtle political insertion ashsjjsjsjsksksk I’m screaming

Yeah, ha, why is it that a major politician showing explicit support of queer people on this list lol

That definitely would have happened 10 years ago lol no need for it now /s

Alsjdjskskdjkssk if you think Elizabeth Warren is the only politician showing explicit support of lgbtq people you’re on something else lmao,

for example, out of all the political candidates for the dem party, Bernie Sanders, Bill Diblasio, Pete Buttigieg, Kamala Harris, and Cory Booker have all been to pride and expressed support for the lgbtq community so it’s just so weird to have cherrypicked Elizabeth Warren as if she’s the only one or she’s in anyway relevant to achievements during pride month.

There’s literally an openly gay Man running for President if you wanna highlight lgbtq achievements during pride lmaooo so again, why the fuck is Warren on this list or Taylor Swift’s song even, akshdhsksksl

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3 years ago / 90672 ♥ / reblog

poplan:

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kechp…

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3 years ago / 49386 ♥ / reblog

dirkstriders:

lord of the flies is a depressing and violent book but its also so fucking funny when you think about it like. in a meta way. the author was a teacher at an all-boys school that hated every kid he taught and was SO sick of the ‘brit kids go on adventures’ genre that he wrote a full-length novel about them absolutely LOSING it and also every kid in the book was based off a kid in his class. like if that isnt the most hilarious shit ever

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hexglyphs:

cranky because you haven’t had any prophetic dreams to aid you on your quest aren’t you

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thebootydiaries:

Leading skincare experts: hot water is actually bad for your skin jsyk

Me: that’s unfortunate *continues to boil my flesh in the shower*

3 years ago / 209381 ♥ / reblog

proudandpansexual:

nellipusen:

kiokushitaka:

nijuukoo:

breaking-banjos:

gician:

justalifelongphase:

officialarmatoloi:

critical-perspective:

tunte:

Why

This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire.

holy shit

Okaaaay. If any of you actually have a grease fire in the kitchen put the lid on the pan. It will suffocate the flames. Don’t pour water on it, and don’t freak out. Cook safely!

Or throw flour on it to smother it.

/quick safety announcement

NO, DO NOT USE FLOUR, DO NOT USE FLOUR TO SMOTHER A FIRE.

YOU HAVE TO USE BAKING SODA.

Throwing flour into a fire can cause it to combust and make the fire worse because FLOUR/SUGAR IS FLAMMABLE. One cup of flour into a grease fire can have the explosive force of dynamite.

The reason you use baking soda is that it releases carbon dioxide when heated, and CO2 is a fire suppressant.

REBLOGGING FOR LAST COMMENT TO SAVE LIVES

can we talk about how this is from a tv-show called “do not try this at home” where they tested all sort of stuff you’re not supposed to do, but they only got four episodes because after this experiment they burned the house they were filming in to the ground.

^^^

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